god help me

Moving an office sucks! (especially when your the IT manager getting paid the same amount as a helpdesk person).


Sooo bored!

So yeah I'm ridiculously bored trying to kill some time before I can leave work so I'll make an LJ post about what I've been up to:

1. Going to Parties a lot still, not going all out anymore but still going places. The weekend before this last one I went to Created Equal 3D and Club Exit, this past weekend I went to Planet 6362 with Catherine, Ilya + his GF, and my good buddy steve. Some pics on my myspace . Marielle, Seth, Jean, Chris, and a that whole crowd was there as well. I also got to hang out with my fellow nycraver staff member MSR ( www.nycravers.com ), chill with Sean from raversonly, and meet smoke the CEO of raversonly, all in all I had a good time although other people there apparently didn't (no one I was with).
2. Moving my job up 3 floors = hell for me. Been doing that all day today, all week last week, the rest of the month up until we move on the 2nd. It sucks.
3. Maintaining and upgrading my 2 communities : www.ooorgle.com (gaming) and www.nycravers.com (raving).
4. Sleeping, Eating, and Fucking.
5. Dancing.
6. Doing computer support for people on the side.
7. Looking for new ways to earn income.
8. Looking for a new job.
9. Making new friends and trying not to fuck it up.
10. Trying to be more sociable while not being too sociable.
11. Being hella poor.

Thats about it. Feel free to donate to the help me find some food fund @ www.ooorgle.com/Donate.html I'm so hungry.

-Hungry Eric

Too tired to post a whole recap of events...


So my birthday was pretty good and pretty bad.

50% drama filled of course, 50% good times. C'est la vie. At least I had some awesome sex.


Wednesday Night UTOPIA:

40$... worth it...

All are welcome to come with me, I'll be painting my face (and yours too if you come). Why not?


Boredom , jacked from austin


AUSTIN: OK HERE www.overheardinnewyork.com TAKE IT ALL




Hobo: Ahhh.
Girlfriend: Ewww, he peed on me!
Boyfriend: And you're wearing sandals!

--Q train

Drunk #1 in video booth: There's so many movies to choose from!
Drunk #2: I think I'm in a gay booth.
Drunk #1: This one's from the point of view of a dick!
Disembodied voice: Isn't everything?

--Peep Show, 8th Ave

Lady suit: Man, I love cheese. You know what I wish I had? A pillow made of cheese. That way I can eat cheese when I'm awake and when I sleep. I can, like, chew on my pillow and I'll truly be eating cheese 24/7. Wouldn't that be amazing?
Male suit: Mmm, yes.

--Washington Square Park

Drunk hipster #1: Hey, are you okay?
Drunk hipster #2, looking at girl in Houndstooth pattern coat: Yeah, I just didn't realize how drunk I was until I started staring at that girl's coat, and now I think I'm gonna throw up.

--Matchless Bar, Greenpoint

Waiter: Would you care for a glass of wine or a cocktail?
Old lady: No, thanks, we're heavy drug users.

--Caffe Grazie, 84th & Madison

Tourist man: Pardon me, officer, can you tell us where Orchard Street is?
Cop: See that naked Chinese guy?
Tourist man: Ummm...Yeah.
Cop: Walk down to him and make a left.
Tourist man: Um, thanks.
Cop: No problem.

--Delancey & Allen

Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

--Office, Midtown

Man: I just don't get it! Just last night you were complaining about how you never try anything new, but you feel like you should.
Woman: Ok, well ordering the roast duck is a little different than a threesome, Tim.

--13th & 3rd

20-something Chinese guy: You know what? Chinese people discovered America.
20-something Black guy: Bullshit.
20-something Chinese guy: It's true! There's an article on CNN showing we discovered America, there are maps. Chinese were here first before everyone else. Chinese people did everything before everyone else. White people take credit for everything, but now it's coming out that Chinese made all of these discoveries first. Don't you see a pattern? We're the shit.
20-something Black guy: The only pattern I see is that you motherfuckers pirate and resell every DVD, and now you're trying to bootleg history.


Girl: Ok, let's name some idioms.
Guy: I don't know what you're talking about, but you go first.
Girl: Ok. 'Hit the hay.'
Guy: 'Suck the dick.'
Girl: Ummm...

--114th St & Broadway

Hobo: Attention, attention! I'm playing this saxophone to raise money for my spaceship!

Plays a horrible rendition of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

Hobo: I'm going into space, and I'm taking George Bush with me!

Fellow passengers cheer.

--1 train

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train

Kid #1: Yo, look at that Jetsons mom's hair.
Kid #2: What's the Jetsons?
Kid #1: You don't know the Jetsons? Dem's those niggas that live in space.

--N train going uptown

Audible Nightmare


Yeah I went to this rave this past weekend called Audible nightmare. I had a really good time. I actually got Ari to GO!!!! It was cool he only stayed a few hours but it was fun. Marielle and Matt came, we had an awesome time dancing the night away/ destroying our minds. Then we went back to aris to crash out for a few hours then it was Sunday.. Now I'm at work and I don't really feel like death anymore. Hooray.

I'm going to be going to raves pretty much every weekend. Hit me up if your interested in going with me. I only go to good ones.


Worth posting

Two drunken moose invade home for elderly

November 8, 2005

STOCKHOLM, Sweden --They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents of an elderly home in southern Sweden had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose -- a cow and her calf -- had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden, said Anna Karlsson, who works there.

Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.


Gives new meaning to the term "Drunken Moosen"

Boredom at its finest!

For the last 2 hours I have been watching a live webcam of chickens on a farm... I even saw a goat or something...

And I'm getting paid 15$ an hour for this... I made 30$ for watching chickens for 2 hours.

The penguin cam was down....


Just after I posted this the penguin cam went back up They are feeding them currently :
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Strange Dream

Ok I had a pretty weird dream today.....

First off I was in some restaurant and some English guy won some contest or something but then he was all offended for some reason.... The rest gets blurry....
Me, the english guy(which is the guy from Trigger Happy TV), my dead grandfather (he was alive here) and a bunch of people are on a Blue Whale in the ocean (the whale was above ground). So were just walking around it and I find it hard to keep my balance. Then after a while its time to go apparently and we all leave, I keep feeling I'm going to fall in the water and at one point my grandfather saves me from just that. I noticed in the dream how strong his legs were and how he had no problem walking on this huge blue whale... Then I woke up.... Strange.

So analysis I guess I would say that I draw strength from my grandfathers memory. I have no idea about the english guy tho or the contest or why he was offended.

Anyway today I'm gonna go see my pops after work then I am going to stop by ari + olivias and meet some guy around there who has things I like.

Until next time